It looks like blue cheese as well. Oh my god, this is disgusting! I'm really enjoying this. It smells so much more horrible than it is. I mean i've had worse lollipops.
Yeah. Like, when you've found them on the ground. You can get the smell off of it but you can't taste it. It's not that bad.
Ugh, uh i just, once you to tell me about the smell, i can't go anywhere near it i feel like it's leaving that cheesy residue in my mouth though. It would kind of trick you into thinking it's slightly healthier than your regular lollipop. You got lipstick all over yours. It's a sign the lollipop's had a good time it smells like a pencil parer (?) This one looks like it might be spicy.
Oh, strong flavor. (Various sounds of disgust) no! There's definitely two flavours going on here. There's the yellow flavour and the pink flavour. It's pizza?! That's pizza? This is pizza? This is rank.
(?) In no way does that taste like pizza. The pink flavour tastes a little like done off perfume. (Talking to the lollipops) you are not pizza, no, you are a lollipop of lies and the yellow flavour tastes a bit like feet. It's like licking done off perfume off of somebody's feet! Where is the bread? Where is the tomato? Where is the meat? Where's the..
Nice? This one is so much worse than the blue cheese one. I would demand my money back, if i bought this lollipop. Not getting a pizza smell, not getting a pizza taste. Zero outta ten.
Do you know what it actually tastes like? What? You know that smell you get when you're near a bin. Imagine pizza came in that form though. That was your whole pizza. That'd suck, wouldn't it? That'd be terrible.
Literally! This looks like wee. It's earwax. Just smells like a normal sweet lolli, doesn't it? That's actually quite nice. It doesn't smell like wee.
Oh wait, there's something spicy. Pepper? Little prickles of fire, on my tongue. I don't like the feeling, that hurts me. Kind of refreshing, like, that'd be the thing you'd eat if you had a stuffed nose, or something.
Yeah, it's just kind of boring. Yeah! It's not tequila, is it? The sweetness definitely overrides the tequila-ness. Habanero, that's where the spice is coming from. Wh-- i would stay going with that, now.
(?) Really?! If there was no other sweets in the house. Out of all three of them, this one i could actually eat. I wonder if there's more tequila if you bite into it. Do it.
Oh! Wouldn't it be great if there was a worm inside of it? I'm going to go out on a limb, and say it's cocaine. I don't trust it. Smells familiar, though, as well. I know what it is.
I just can't put the nipple on it! Oh my, it does not taste nice. It's gone off milk. (?) Buttermilk, cow's milk. It's sour milk.
Almond, or... Goat's milk soy? Breast milk! :D. Oh my god! **** Off. That's disgusting! I'm really glad i didn't like it now because that would've been Weird.
This is good! (?) I like this. I was like, "it tastes familiar" no! Are they treated well? Is this free-range breast milk? It's not that bad like it smells horrible but it didn't last that bad. You know what'd be great with this? A cup o' tea. (Of course) this gets like, a minus five outta ten.
This is not nice. Best so far! Yeah, definitely, one-hundred percent. *Croaks* no. *Croaks/hiccups/burps again* (inaudible) like to ween children off...
The tiddies? It looks kind of fleshy. Not that i don't like that... (?) Oh, it's a spice! It's a, it's another, boxes you in the face job. Hooo...
That's disgusting. Wasabi? Yeeeeeah yeah i can get it now. It's very mild. ...Hate, wasabi, why is it in everything? *More sounds of disgust* see i like it.
No! Ugh it's so disgusting why? Ginger! I hate ginger! Oh, the ginger's really strong now that i know what it is. Why would you put ginger with wasabi? Why would you put wasabi with any-- oh i don't care anymore i like this. No! *Groaning* i hate it! It's nice though! Ginger is the worst. It's supposed to help your stomach but it makes me wanna throw up, so, that's ironic.
So i still prefer the breast milk, but this comes a close second. Daaah, i don't know why i keep eating it because i keep getting so disgusted by it just like holy... *Slurring words* all in the name of science, i suppose. Some scientists are going to space.
Others are making disgusting lollipops. You know what, there's something very sexy about a girl with a lollipop. You know, standin' there, twirlin' it. When she's over eighteen of course!.
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